UK Government Nationalises Mantic

Breaking News: 1st April 2023

At a time of high inflation and rising inequality the British Government has declared enough is enough. Starting tomorrow Mantic Games will come under national ownership to ensure high quality, low cost miniatures wargaming for the populace.

When approached for comment Mantic games founder Ronnie Renton had the following to say…

“What are you doing under my bed? How did you get in my house? Why are you looking at me like that?”

The mood at 10 Downing street is said to rival that of the lockdown parties that allegedly didn’t happen as senior officials share preview images of the Twilight Kin line.

More on this story as it becomes available…

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Jess has been wargaming since the close of the 20th century. When not building tanks from plasti-card she can be found staring in terror at her painting backlog. Rumour has it she can explain THAC0.

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